So many presidents, so little time
March 6th, 2013
Unlikely as it might seem, there have been four separate moments in history during which
no fewer than eighteen U.S. presidents — future, sitting, and former —
were all living. The first nine presidents of the longest (1479 days) of those streaks are pictured above; the remaining
nine, at the bottom of this entry.
Here’s a chart I generated starting on the left side with the 1732 birth of George
Washington and extending to 2016 when President Omama’s second term
finishes and assuming all four of his current living predecessors stay that way.
Green indicates lifespan; blue, terms of office. (Note the two
separate blue blocks in Grover “Big Steve” Cleveland’s timeline where he
bookended one-termer Benjamin Harrison.)
The lilac bar highlights that 1479-day period.
It extended from Grover Cleveland’s birth on March 18, 1837 to William Henry
Harrison’s death on April 4, 1841. The following were alive at that time:
John Quincy Adams, Andrew Jackson, Martin Van Buren, William
Henry Harrison, John Tyler, James Polk, Zachary Taylor, Millard
Fillmore, Franklin Pierce, James “Old Buck” Buchanan, Abraham Lincoln,
Andrew Johnson, U.S. Grant, Rutherford Hayes, James Garfield, Chester
Alan Arthur, Cleveland himself, and Benjamin Harrison. A touch
wider and it would have taken in Madison and McKinley.
The chart yields some other intriguing perspectives. One thing you can see in
there, for example, is that when Abraham Lincoln was born (1809) all his
future predecessors except George Washington were still alive. Warren G.
Harding would be the first U.S. president after Lincoln not
to have had a
living memory of him.
On a related subject, the following presidential siblings or
half-siblings aside from those of Barack Obama and George W. Bush are
still with us as I write: Bill Clinton’s half-sister Sharon Lee
Pettijohn (born 1941) and brother Roger (1956), George H.W. Bush’s
sister Nancy Walker Bush Ellis (1926) and brothers Jonathan James Bush
(1931) and William Henry Trotter “Bucky” Bush (1938), Richard Addison
Ford (1924), Edward Nixon (1930), and Jean Kennedy Smith (1928).
Odd, entirely unrelated facts II
August 25th, 2012
John B. “Jack” Kelly, Sr, perhaps best remembered nowadays as the
father of actress and later Monaco princess Grace Kelly, won three Olympic gold
medals for rowing during the 1920s. As a brickwork contractor, he ensured
payment by secretly installing a sheet of glass inside his clients’ chimneys
to block the draft. When the check cleared he’d have an employee drop a brick
down the chimney from the top.
The title song from Arlo Guthrie’s 1967 album (and later 1969 film) “Alice’s
Restaurant” exactly parallels, in its phrasing and 8-measure structure, the 1918 song “Ja-Da” by
Bob Carleton. If you play them together they harmonize and
Actor Eddie Albert first appeared on television on 6 November 1936 for a live
presentation of his 40-minute play “The Love Nest.” The show, also featuring the
Ink Spots and comedian Ed Wynn, emanated from Radio City in New York at 346 lines of
resolution. (“Green Acres” premiered almost 29 years later on 15 September 1965.)
History’s first charge card transaction took place on 8 February 1950 at Major’s Cabin
Grill adjacent to the Empire State Building in New York City. The party consisted
of attorney Frank McNamara, loan company executive Ralph Schneider, and press agent
Matty Simmons who later founded The National Lampoon. The card was Diner’s
Author, commentator, spy novelist, and National Review founder William F. Buckley, Jr’s
first language as a child was Spanish. His second was French.
Incandescent light bulbs convert only a small fraction of their energy
input to light, but that extra energy isn’t necessarily wasted. If the bulbs are
indoors and the weather is cool enough for the furnace to run, they simply
share some of that burden. Modern LEDs generate virtually no heat, but that can
actually be a problem for such applications as traffic lights since during the
winter the snow and ice won’t melt off.
Israeli military leader Moshe Dayan was such an enthusiastic archaeology buff he rarely
hesitated to help himself to any little treasures he’d come across. Throughout his
lifetime he amassed a spectacular collection this way. Shortly after the Six-Day War
of 1967 Dayan sneaked alone into a dig near Holon, south of Tel Aviv, to try his
luck. The dirt caved in on him, leaving only one hand visible. Children happened
onto the hand sometime later and directed rescuers to dig him out.
Little Hollywood story No. 1
June 16th, 2012
Back in 1986 I was working at an animation facility in Burbank, California when we
got a job to design and shoot a bunch of writhing pink tunnels for the fantasy film
Howard the Duck.
I won’t mention names, but a certain concern far north of us in San Rafael had more
work than it could comfortably handle at that moment and so farmed this project out
to us through our art director on the condition that we keep the whole thing a
deep, dark secret and that we expect no screen credit. Plus there would be hell to
pay if they could see any “ridging” (superfine stripes caused by
equipment vibration or rattle) in the textures on the final product. The code name
they instructed us to use for the film was “Huey.”
It was an exasperating effort involving half a dozen of us but we eventually turned
out between 20 and 30 tunnel sequences and several of them wound up in the final
film. I had high hopes for “Huey” because I remembered the title
character as the wry, cigar-chomping, wisecracking waterfowl not entirely
dissimilar to Bobby London’s Dirty Duck who appeared regularly in the National
Lampoon’s funny pages during the 70s.
Shortly before Howard the Duck was released to the public we were welcomed to attend a
screening at the Alfred Hitchcock Theater at Universal City. The room was
packed and I was told Stephen Spielberg was in attendance.
Now being perfectly aware of how much blood and sweat go into making a movie — whether it
turns out good, bad, or indifferent — I always try to find something to like and
appreciate when I watch one. Howard the Duck certainly did
have its moments,
and I think so even more to this day. But you could hear a pin drop in there at
times when it was obvious we were all supposed to be laughing. As we filed out at
the end there was a lot of polite murmuring.
The next day at work we were saying things like, “That’s OK, the kids’ll like
it!” and “Boy, there was a lot happening in that picture, wasn’t
there?” As everyone knows, the film went down in history as a spectacular
failure. The trade magazines tried to outdo each other by brandishing headlines
like “HOWARD THE DUCK, A NEW BREED OF TURKEY,” “THE DUCK LAYS AN EGG,” and so
forth. Rumors even flew that Universal production heads Sid Sheinberg and Frank
Price literally got into fisticuffs over who had been more to blame for
greenlighting Howard in the first place.
But by far the most entertaining aspect of this, at least to me, was something Michelle Pfeiffer
said in a 1990 issue of People magazine: “You know, I look like a duck. I
just do. And I’m not the only person who thinks that. It’s the way my mouth sort of
curls up or my nose tilts up. I should have played Howard the Duck.”
Buckminsterfullerene, lab rats, and you
May 1st, 2012
Feeding laboratory rats purplish buckminsterfullerene-infused olive oil makes them live twice as long.
At least that’s the observation published by researchers recently at the University
of Paris-Sud. In their experiment one set of Wistar rats went olive oil-free, the second set
got the oil alone, while the third had their olive oil enriched with
Median lifespans came out to 22 months, 26 months, and 42 months
respectively. One lucky participant in the third group lived 66 months — pretty much a
Jeanne Calment-like record for any rat. For further details you can go
and for the complete technical
account by the authors, here.
Buckminsterfullerene, named after futurist and geodesic dome pioneer Buckminster
Fuller, is a form of carbon consisting of a spherical shell of 60 atoms. They’re arranged
into 20 hexagons and 12 pentagons identical to the pattern on a regulation soccer ball.
was first prepared in a laboratory at Rice University in 1985 but
since then it’s been found to occur naturally in small traces in soot and meteorites. It’s odorless
Over the intervening 25-plus years an entire technology has flourished around
fullerenes in general (buckyballs in sizes aside from just 60), graphene
(individual chicken wire sheets of carbon atoms) nanotubes (that same chicken
wire wrapped into cylinders), and other novel carbon-based geometries. These
substances are exhibiting some pretty unusual properties
, to put it
mildly, and they’ve been creeping into virtually every branch of science
Now that these lab-generated fullerenes and their kin threaten to take over the
world, the experimenters at Paris-Sud and others have rightly wondered if some or
all might be toxic in some way. Remember asbestos? Dioxins?
At least in terms of C60
and as far as their rats are concerned, the
answer seems to be the exact opposite. Of course it’s possible
that what’s beneficial during the lifespan of a rat might be deleterious — or for all we know at the moment, even fatal — over
longer periods of time in humans.
So, where would you (hypothetically, of course — for your, uh, “rats”) get this
stuff? What does it cost? What different varieties are there, and what do they
look and act like?
All about buckyballs
Fullerenes appear whenever you vaporize carbon in an inert atmosphere. The team of
Sir Harry Kroto, Robert Curl, and Richard Smalley at Rice produced the
first samples of C60
in 1985 by firing a pulsed laser at a spinning
graphite disc under pressurized helium. They shared the Nobel
for chemistry for this work in 1996.
But the method of choice nowadays involves zapping an electrical arc between the
tips of two graphite rods, also surrounded by helium but under a partial vacuum. A
fullrene-rich soot builds up on the walls of the chamber which technicians then mix
with toluene, filter, and then process through a device called a chromatograph that
sorts the components according to their differing flow rates and colors (deep
purple for C60
, then gradations through red for C70
orange and gold beyond that).
Most of the output emerges as buckminsterfullerene, C60
, followed a
distant second by C70
. A tiny remainder yields other sizes in the 60s,
70s, 80s, and beyond. Both C60
form dark brown
crystalline solids. They don’t dissolve in water, but rather in oils and in organic
solvents like the toluene mentioned above and benzene and ethanol. A liter of
either olive oil or ethanol will dissolve about 8/10 of a gram.
In principle any pioneering chemicals like fullerenes are assumed toxic until
proven otherwise and so handled under strict protocols. As all these years have
worn on, though, technicians blessed with anything less than superhuman diligence
have undoubtedly ingested them. Had any dropped dead or even sickened noticeably
it’s certainly been kept a secret.
The cosmetics industry has been hawking products
containing fullerenes for some years now, though independent analyses have revealed
the actual content of some representative samples to be stingy if not downright
homeopathic — on the order of a microgram or less per gram
Safety testing with fullerenes for internal use has more work ahead of it, but at least
one early observation is encouraging. The buckminsterfullerene in the rats at
Paris-Sud passed completely through their systems and out within a couple of days. Whatever
free radical-scavenging and/or other effects it had, it did its thing and then
politely excused itself.
Choose your color
In an ideal world in which fullerenes of all sizes were available at reasonable
cost, you’d want to run a similar but far more exhaustive set of lab rat experiments
trying out each C-something separately to find the holiest grail.
Smaller than C60
they get increasingly unstable, though some parties claim
they can produce and store (how cold and for how long, I don’t know) fullerenes down
. In the other direction they grow in size by even numbers, well into
the hundreds and theoretically into the thousands.
Right now our world is less than ideal and realistically speaking you can get
, and C84
and little else unless you have influential friends in the nano business.
Prices vary according to your bulk discount and the degree of refinement you’d like, so for
comparison purposes let’s stick to 1-gram lots at 99% or so purity.
|Typical fullerene prices per gram|
|C60 ||$32 ||€26|
|C70 ||$345 ||€285|
|C76 ||$50,000 ||€41,300|
|C78 ||$50,000 ||€41,300|
|C84 ||$42,000 ||€34,650|
isn’t bad right now*, but C70
costs ten times as much
and the last three belong in a vault someplace. This appears to reflect the
proportions of each that you get through that catch-as-catch-can carbon arc
technique. But fortunately there are, or presently will be, a couple of loopholes
A less refined product called fullerene extract, consisting of a lot of
, a little C70
, and traces of the others goes for bargain
rates of around $13 per gram. This is what comes out of the chamber after
has had all its non-fullerene riffraff filtered out but before
its final separations.
If at some point this extract could be left with its C-number imperfections
but otherwise cleaned up to pharmaceutical standards, it should still come in
at a very reasonable price. (At worst the C70
-plus that’s still in there
would just be deadwood. Or better, maybe it will turn out that those varieties
are just as effective as C60
or even more so.)
The second thing to consider is that the buckyball industry is getting more crowded and
competitive by the week. Other production methods waiting in the wings should prove
vastly more economical and it’s just a matter of time before market pressures force
one or more of those to come on line.
One stellar candidate involves firing a near-ultraviolet laser at
against a platinum plate. The chemical
is basically an unwrapped buckyball with hydrogens
lining the edges, called a polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbon or PAH, and relatively
easy to prepare. The combination of the laser and the platinum catalyst makes the
hydrogens pop off and the remaining carbon cage snap itself closed into a
Moreover it’s expected that different varieties of these
PAHs will sire different-sized, made-to-order fullerenes. Then we could get going
on that multicolored olive oil trial described above.
Averaged over the 17-month experimental treatment period, the Paris-Sud lab rats
effectively partook of 1.3 milligrams of C60 per kilogram of body weight
per month. Assuming a typical adult human weighs about 75 kilograms, an equivalent
monthly dose at this unit price would come out to around $3.10.
(Bukminsterfullerene certifiable for internal consumption would cost considerably more,